Smashed and BOILED

Smashed and Boiled is a parody of the Super Smash Bros. series of fighting games. It looks like if you put them all in a blender at once and then let it boil in a pan for about 12 hours, while holding down the A button.



CHARACTERS

Unlockables are listed at the bottom of the page. If you wish to not see them but still get the download link, click here.

 

MYRIO- SUPAH MAHRYO BROTHAS
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Myrio is the hero everyone knows... if he got a mental disorder and his face was destroyed in a blender. Aside from that, he has good mobility and attacks.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Firey flaming circles
Side: Gey Cape
Up: Punching and jumping
Down: Myrio spin thing
 

LUEE-G- SUPAH MAHRYO BROTHAS
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Luee-G is like his brother, but more... Luee-G-er. He's very slippery compared to his brother, but makes up for it with attacks that chain together like that game with the barrels and the monkeys.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Firey flaming circles... BUT GREEN!
Side: Luee-G Torpedo
Up: Also punching and jumping
Down: Luee-G spin thing
 

JOSHI- JOSHI'S MAGIC FABRIC LAND
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Joshi is our favorite dinosaur... and by that I mean Myrio and Luee-G's favorite. He's very fast and strong.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Eat
Side: Turn into an egg
Up: Throw eggs
Down: Joshi Bomb
 

TRAVIS- YOUR MOM 4
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Travis is a kid that came from nowhere. Literally. He wasn't here a minute ago, and now he's right here! He's on the weaker side of things, but has devastating special attacks.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: PK Pulse
Side: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!
Up: PK Thundah
Down: PSI Rockin'
 

BUNGO DA MALTIVU- ZONIC 4: MY NEW LIFE HD TURBO EDITION: RISE OF NOT-SERPENTINE'S SECRET CRYSTALS
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He's like a Chao or something... What is a Maltivu anyways? He has quick, chaining attacks with a powerful headbutt and Sureyoucan to go along with them.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Vomit Hadouken
Side: Hoverboard
Up: SUREYOUCAN!
Down: Spindash
 

SHECHIZEN- SHECHIZEN AND THE RETARDS
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After fighting retards for so long, Shecizen got bored and entered a fighting tournament. Unfortunately for him, everyone but him is a retard. He has powerful attacks and specials, but they require a good amount of charge to use them.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Spirit Bomb
Side: Necromatic Bolt
Up: Teleport
Down: Resentment Blast
 

MISSINGNO- CHINPOKOMON
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Uh oh. Looks like I forgot to remove that bug.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Shadow Ball
Side: Disable
Up: Ghost Type
Down: Shine
 

SPADE- FREE THE PLANET
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It's a Sonic OC! Oh wait, it's not? Oh... well, he's fast, has weak but spammy and combo-y attacks, and can blow stuff up. Neat.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Card Explosion
Side: Fist Run
Up: Dash
Down: Diamond Power


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HOW DO YOU PLAY?

Well, you can play the game in a variety of ways.
 

-MELEE MODE-
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This is essentially a free-play mode. Choose the settings you want and go straight into battle!
 

-CLASSIC MODE-
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Fight through stages in a set order.
 

-HOME RUN CONTEST-
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Beat on a sandbag for half a minute, then throw it as far as you can with your strongest move!
 

-TARGET TEST-
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Play through stages built around characters and their abilities to break all 10 targets in the stage! Think you can beat them all?


Got all that? Good. Be prepared because soon, things are going to get smashed...




...and boiled.





























Where are those unlockables you promised?

Jeez, I bet you're just looking at this and haven't actually played the game at all, you just want to see the rewards...


CHICKEN LUIGI- SUPAH MAHRYO BROTHAS
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One day, someone at KFC thought it'd be a great idea to give a chicken leg a hat and moustache. The chicken leg came alive and killed him, becoming the unstoppable Chicken Luigi. With strong attacks, and decent mobility, this is an opponent to fear.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Gravy
Side: Fork Stab!
Up: French Fry Jetpack
Down: Gravy Slip

Unlocked by playing 5 matches or clearing classic as Luee-G.
 

LOCK FAWN FIBER- TAILS OF THE ABYSSMAL*
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The powerfulsman of Lorelei himself... cutting through from the Abyss and making his way to the heavens. With powerful attacks and specials, he has to just make sure he doesn't fall, or not even his recovery will save him.
SPECIALS:
Neutral: Light Spear Cannon
Side: Sonic Thrust
Up: Swallow Fury
Down: Rending Thrust

Unlocked by clearing classic as anyone. If Chicken Luigi hasn't been unlocked and Luee-G is selected, you will fight Chicken Luigi instead.

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