Mario Drinks A Glass of Milk

A very short jokegame that was created in a week for April Fools Day this year. Join Mario in a lactose-heavy adventure where all you do is drink milk. At least that's what you'd think, right?

To beat a level by drinking milk, press CTRL repeatedly to keep your bar over the cow icon (on the right) until your stamina gauge (on the left) reaches the top. If it hits the bottom, you'll have to restart the level. Aim for a high-score!

Arrow Keys = Move
SHIFT = Jump/Select
CTRL = Open Fridge/Pick Up Milk/Drink Milk/Use Special Weapon

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